Remember the character Jack Klompus from Seinfeld? He was the guy that Jerry's dad Morty was always having problems with in the Del Boca Vista retirement community. No matter what Morty said, Jack always said the opposite. He was the type of guy that nobody could get along with, someone who thought that -no matter what- he was right, and even if he had an inkling that he was wrong would never admit to it. Jack Klompus We have a Jack Klompus at River City Marina and it makes life shitty. Many of you reading this probably have a Jack Klompus near you, whether you have a guy or girl as part of your condo association that's always mucking up the works, or a neighbor who likes to cut his tree branches down and leave the mess in your yard. Maybe there is that guy at work that you just can't stand dealing with because he's such a pompous ass. Our Jack is a guy who thinks he's the king of the marina, someone who is involved in every aspect of the place ...
Life aboard a boat in Chicago.